And Ourchan.org spake all these words, saying:
“I am anon your fren, who brought thee out of halfchan, out of the honeypot imageboard of jewish misery."
"Thou shalt not shill-post other boards before other anons, unless we like them and they like us."
"Thou shalt not post unto thee any erotic image unless it's tasteful and artistic, never cheese pizza, nor any gleeful goreporn, or any content held in good reckoning by the small hat, hook-nosed tribe or their brown-skinned allies and bioweapons."
"Thou shalt not bow down thyself to e-celebs or glowniggers or spammers or shills or manufactured consent by bots, nor serve them; for frens have long memories, visiting the iniquity of consensus-crackers and academic researchers and feds unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate us;"
"And showing mercy unto thousands of newfags that don't know proper etiquette, how to multi-post, or use proper formatting yet because they are newfags."
"Thou shalt not use the report feature in vain; for the mods will not hold him guiltless that misuse reports after a grace period."
"Remember Frenschan, to keep it from being memory-holed."