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If you owned a movie theater what kind of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs
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>>426
Not bad.. I very often throw a handful of roasted almonds and cashews on a bowl of popcorn.
You'd have popcorn too, right?
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>>429
That licorice root is really good.
I'm not much for salmiakki but the Skullz look cool.
I'd have 'em for people who wanted them in those big apothecary glass jars with other candies. 
$3 for a nice sampler bag, $8 for a family assortment with extra bags.
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>>406 (OP) 
Barbequed ribs. No utensils or napkins allowed.
Does anyone else here not really care for crab legs as movie theater food?

Don't get me wrong, my kinoplex stews up a fine crab leg. But in the end my pet falcon just ends up eating most of it. I don't know, it's just your average crab leg I guess. It is what it is.
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>>406 (OP) 
Ribs
and crablegs
Just gotta make sure you can hose down the place nightly.

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Raw meat with egg and salad.
>good beef steak
>apple cider vinegar
>salt
>olive oil
>2-3 eggs

Chunk the steak. Mix a splash of olive oil, lots of salt & vinegar in a bowl. Put steak in solution, should be covered by it, and wait till it's tinged grey/brown (5-10 min). Separate and salt yolks. Make salad of your choice. Enjoy!
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>>270 (OP) 
This sounds like it would go well with mushroom ketchup.
Sounds kinda gross, unless you know that Mush 'Chup is more like a worchesterershire sauce, and is nothing like the tomato based syrup,(Euros looooove to call it tomato jam,) us 'Mericunts seem to love to dump on everything.
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>>271
This is fucking insane. 

I'm so making this thank you anon
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>>455
checked
It's fucking insanely good.
Take your time dryinmg out the mushroom powder though. if it's got even 10% moisture it doesn't powder so well in a grinder.
Huh...
I just had an Idea.
There's NO reason you can't put it into a pepper grinder.
huh.
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>>455
Lots of different recipes too.

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Who can afford to drink this shit these days?

Prices are out of control, is it any wonder nobody is buying?
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>>333 (OP) 
This translates to: all of the old french boomers who are 90% of the market for wine are dying from being fat and old.
Yeah it's just not worth it.
Cheap ass wine like $3 chuck gives people migraines. 
If your main goal is just to relax and get a little tipsy with your meal, it's way cheaper and easier to just make a cocktail from bottom shelf hard liquor.
>>333 (OP) 
Gen Z and Gen Alpha rebel against their alcohol swilling parents, and are not drinking.
Its a generational thing, mabye Generation Beta will resume liquor again who knows.
I've never been a drinker it just doesn't appeal to me.
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>>416
Alcohol is a full-spectrum drug. You really don't need much else, maybe a little pot and tobacco. Zoomers were mostly force medicated with pharma trash in the 2010's because of all the feminism/shooter hysteria. It was the transition to mouse utopian psychology.
>>416
I seriously just cant be bothered to BUY my happiness

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For me, it's the McChicken
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Chicken is meat you only eat when you've run out of other meats.
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>>421 (OP) 
Honestly I’m just so fucking pissed about how expensive shit is that it makes McNaldo’s unappealing.
It’s just not worth it.
When I could get 2 McDoubles and 2 McChickens for $4, fuck yeah. Absolutely.
That was awesome.
Tack on a sweet tea, and that’s a meal, baby.
Enough food to make me feel like total fucking garbage for $5.
Now even when my cravings get strong enough to lure me into a McNaldo’s I stare at the menu for 10 minutes and can’t justify spending the insane amount of money for the exact same shitty yet lovable food.
I stare at the menu, and I leave.
I’m not paying $15 for that exact same fuckin’ meal. No way.
It used to be cheap hot garbage, now it’s expensive hot garbage.
I’m not even poor, I have infinitely more money than I did back when I would regularly get that meal.
$15 is nothing to me, but the principal of it all is what’s important.
Shit is so jacked up because mouthbreathing retards who can’t be fucked to cook for themselves gleefully continue to pay TIME AFTER TIME of them JACKING THE FUCKING PRICES UP.
People’s fucking laziness is out of control and they’re just letting these fast food corporations rape their wallets.
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>>421 (OP) 
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>421 (OP) 
they were great when they were a dollar - not so much nowadays.  getting 3 packages of sauce for free doesn't cover the fact that they're $3.99 now.  I can make 10 of them at home for the same price
I hate missing 4chin this much. I hate myself. :(

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Plz help
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>>368 (OP) 
ground beef, vitamins, bulk salt.
hummus is the key
buy a sack of rice. buy lentils
that is your base
cook a bunch of food, put it in contianers, freeze some ans eat some. always make a bunch so you can save some that way you can introduce a old meal from a previous week in so its not repetetive
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>>448
cheapest meat depends but if eggs are cheap buy them if not its usually bacon, bbq sausages or frankfurters. bulk gravy powder is a good idea too to add flavour for cheap.
almost all nuts have a very good calorie to cost ratio and if tou have space grown herbs
>>368 (OP) 
buy an instant pot nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFRyC0G-RJA

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How do Italian restaurants prepare chicken for pasta dishes? It always seems more tender than I can make at home, and the coating seems more solid and consistent than I can figure out.

Pic related, it's from a restaurant I used to go to that closed some years ago. I've been able to duplicate this recipe almost exactly, just can't get the chicken quite right.
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>>396 (OP) 
I am not a fan of the forced subject either
>>396 (OP) 
Chicken cooks very quickly, so if you want it tender you count its cooking time in mere minutes.
you sear it quickly and deglaze with white wine
>>396 (OP) 
First, tenderize the chicken with a Jaccard. A Jaccard has about 30 long, very thin, flat, sharp blades. They are attached to a spring-loaded handle. You press it into the meat, and it makes a whole bunch of tiny slits in the meat. Only do this once per area, or the meat will turn to mush. Marinades normally only penetrate the outer 1/3 inch of meat. But using a Jaccard, allows the marinade to penetrate far more throughout the center of the meat. This makes the meat more tender and flavorful.

Use marinades or brines. Do either for 1 whole day. Buttermilk, Italian dressing, or a saltwater brine. With the caveat that if you're using a marinade with high acidity (lemon or lime juice), you'll want to do a much shorter marinade. Highly acidic liquids can "cook" the meat over time.

When you are ready to cook, take the meat out of the marinade, and thoroughly pat it dry. Now set up 3 separate shallow bowls. In the first, put flour. Season it heavily, with whatever dry seasonings you like. In the second bowl, crack 2 or 3 eggs (pasture raised, organic). Season heavily with the same dry seasoning you used before. Wisk to combine. In the third bowl, put dry, unseasoned bread crumbs. Use the same dry seasoning from before.

Grab one of the pieces of chicken and lay it down in the flour. Thoroughly coat it with flour. Squeeze hard in multiple spots, to work the flour in. Lift it up, and shake of
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>>397
>Sous vide.
How to do it w/o plastic.

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Wow this is unexpected. Cooking and a bunch of the other old boards including Television and Film have been allowed back into existence. Now that some popular niches are back I may be more inclined to post more often. Thanks mods and admin.
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>>395
> (was that you?)
Ahhuh, yup, GUILTY!
It was probably a Dooogie Day for me and I needed an outlet. My nemesis, DOGE, kek! (not really--my dumb ass keeps this illusion that they,(Jackiril and Doge) could be "brought back into the fold" or something, an illusion that is instantly shattered again when I go to Jackaljanny's youtube channel, or put up with another unimaginative Troll session from Doge) 
>I still kick myself for not doing more to save Frenschan
Same--
I tried hanging at the telegram channel,(FrensChan that is,) and i just got fed up with the bullshit drama and constant retardation. There were some really great posters there too, but a lot of them,(the others,) had never even been to FrensChan, and a chat is a totally different kind of timewaster.
Not for me.
You might want to check it out, but by all means lurk first for awhile, and keep your anonymity jealously

Library is still up.
huh...I just realized I don't think there's a single COOKBOOK there.
I'll have to look.
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>>399
>Ahhuh, yup, GUILTY!
Those Italian facility guards must have been firing at you as you escaped for secretely photographing the underground nuclear test.

>I tried hanging at the telegram channel,(FrensChan that is,) and i just got fed up with the bullshit drama and constant retardation.
I was on there myself for a short time after the fall of Frenschan but even before I was banned from Telegram I stopped visiting  The Frenschan chat because it obviously wasn't Frenschan and there was no order to the chaos. I really want to learn how to make themes here on Ourchan so I can make one that is identical to the comfy look of Frenschan.

>Library is still up.
>huh...I just realized I don't think there's a single COOKBOOK there.
>I'll have to look.
I have a really good Russian recipe cookbook that I would like to scan and post but have no equipment to do so and the author is pretty low-key so I don't want to hurt her one of her means to make a living.
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>>401
Doh, forgot my handle.
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>>401
>for secretely photographing the underground nuclear test.
Kekkissimo!
> I really want to learn how to make themes here on Ourchan so I can make one that is identical to the comfy look of Frenschan.
You could always post a thread in /meta/ asking if the Mods or Dev could ask Stu for the script.
I have only a few old screenshots from FC, but with the generous txtChar limit here i wouldn't doubt that you could get that. They have a direct line to Stu on TG, I actually asked him permission for use of the FrensKopf in a banner here before I almost DissapointmentQuit.
I'll assume you already know about the 36 themes on settings, but there might be more at the GitGud repository--might even have an exact for FC.
Either way, then you could just copypasta it into the script box in settings like a dirty,dirty Jeet,lol

>I have a really good Russian recipe cookbook that I would like to scan and post but have no equipment to do so
I've been pretty impressed with Russian cookery, simple, strong food, like much of the classic German stuff.
I'm a big fan of Helen Rennie;
https://www.youtube.com/@helenrennie
but if your gal has a YT channel, she benefits from traffic, so post it here. 
If not, I understand not wanting to stiff her. IDK? Maybe ask her if she minds if a Anonymous Cat-herding enthusiast board can use some of her recipes?
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>I'll assume you already know about the 36 themes on settings, but there might be more at the GitGud repository--might even have an exact for FC.
Yeah the theme selection is exactly why I wanted to recreate the look of the glory days of Frenschan for my view. I was in constant contact with Hizzy and Stu before the fall of the site and even a little afterward but never thought of asking for the script. I will make a post in meta on your suggestion and look in the repository as well.

>but if your gal has a YT channel, she benefits from traffic, so post it here.
No jootube channel and I don't know her personally. Her name is Maria Depenweiller and her book is "Russian Cuisine: Traditional and Contemporary Home Cooking." The borsch I made from it was delicious and I know I also tried several smaller recipes from it before my life got more hectic and my health took a nosedive so I needed to give up book-based recipes and go with quicker mind-based ones. She categorizes each recipe group on whether its from different eras in Russian and Soviet times as well as a preface for each group explaining their history and cultural impact. I enjoyed the book equally for the recipes as well for the history lessons. I'm trying to begin learning Russian at the moment so that book keeps coming back to mind.

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Bought this today at Costco. 

Sounds interesting enough
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>>281
pls pics and report back.

I was just thinking some marinated chicken thigh, cut up, and onion and peppers would go well with the noodles.
Then I saw all the recipes on the site.

Do you use a wok? I like using a wok and a turkey deep fryer burner on the back porch with a little table set up for my food and utensils.
Pan fry works okay, but Japanese BBQ is a Hibachi style BBQ, i thought.

Insanely easy to post new threads here. The only thing that I'd recommend is saving the password as OP, but if you run into trouble, the mods and Jannies here are not faggots and BASED. They will help you out if you should need it.
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for me, i like to try to reverse engineer these kinds of sauces.
it's rarely as hard as you think.
the difference between restarant grade ranch dressing and the shit you get in bottles at the store is basically buttermilk.
any place I've worked at that people said "the ranch dressing is SOOOO GOOOD!" that was the difference.
they used service pack hidden valley mix, mayo and buttermilk.
Food service mayo is different too--its a little thicker.
but you can make up for that by just adding a little more, like 2 tablespoons.
I bought that the other day too. pretty good
>>278 (OP) 
I think it's easier to just buy "ketjap manis" instead of anything curated in such a manner. Would be essentially the same thing, sweet soy.
Usually you put that slop on things that need to be marinated. Sort of a sweet-ish soy sauce for meat.
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>>278 (OP) 
OP, Preasu Derivver Pics of Derishu bakabeekew meatsu, for your Yoshi threadu..
My mouthu...liku a waterufawru in happy waiting.

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What the fuck do we call this monstrosity?

Got any more? is it even edible?
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>>359 (OP) 
If they post it online there's a 99.999% chance they are just wasting food for clicks.
These fags, I hope they are the first to starve during the collapse.
I'm not so sure
>pic related
wasn't serious though.
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>>359 (OP) 
Choco-Sloppa?
I feel bad for the Cow.
...Not that it cares anymore.
>>361
kek
The noodles dessert is intriguing and honestly, if you removed the noodles, it would have been a decent enough garbage dessert
>>359 (OP) 
Fucking disgusting

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They call this Hot Chicken

I did not cook it of course, it is takeout
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Damn that shit looks dry and overcooked af lmfao
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>>311
Canadian quality lmao
>>308 (OP) 
I don't know much about /ck/, but isn't this thread the equivalent of saying Dustborn is the greatest game of all time in /v/? I know how you foodies are.
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>>315
Actually on that note is there a gaming board here? I didn't see any posts about games yet
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>>316
We did it in /pop/ as threads for the last four months since this place was created due to our smaller population and to prevent empty boards, until you guys arrived with the Great Habbening of April 15th. A /v/ should be appearing very soon though, by popular request.

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