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Health and Fitness

GUIDE TO BULKING UP

<"HOW DO I GAIN MASS ON X BODYPART??"

<"I'M A SKINNY BASTARD AND I WANT TO GET BIGGER."

>etc, etc, etc.

Here's the deal. Follow the steps, and get big.

1. Weigh yourself (in lbs !! - if you're a skinny bastard, bf% is irrelevant)
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>Grand Master of Memory (GMM) is a title previously awarded by the World Memory Sports Council to people who are able to successfully negotiate the following three memory feats:
>Memorise 1,400 random digits in an hour
>Memorise the order of 14 decks of cards in an hour
>Memorise the order of one deck of cards in under 40 seconds
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Master_of_Memory)

I would like to get into competitive brain training. Not just for vanity, but for specific cognitive features which might transfer over into general rises in intelligence. I was thinking short term memory, reaction speed, geospatial reasoning. But I don't know too much about this topic yet.

What exercises are actually best?  I know dual mback and meditation are both good in their own ways, but that's about it. We can ignore the redditard "science" crap about this being not soyience tested or whatever since we all know that's a crock and people have worked up to really high level scores doing things like this.
Cattle should stay in the fields. Football field, Baseball field.

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Poast your goal fysik or inspo. They can be real or animay or crayon.
I like pic rel, but I wanna be thicker
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>>344
Just break into the heavy lifts and transfer over to martial arts and calisthenics. Strength is a function of weight so it's kind of inevitable that you take that tradeoff. Your runs will be harder but at least you can survive the Jive if someone picks a fight in the wasteland.

Conversely if you can run but not fight you're basically a rabbit. And even with guns you still need power for moving gear and less than lethal encounters. Cops manhandle people professionally and they are big into gains to intimidate and get compliance. That's definitely a thing too
And about the AR I remember a bunch of stupid fitness advice floating around. Infographics telling you just to do rowing, retards who think bodyweight was king, retarded larps like the Wehrmacht manual translation... the bap egg fitness guru larper who turned out to be a dyel academic. Oh yeah, the bronze age bodybuilders did this egg trick of like 20 a day so you can do that too! It was like 4chan Reddit in retrospect 

Barbell is essential to gain a real physique. If you do bodyweight before the bar you're just going to lose your endurance anyways. Strong lift 5x5 is fucking retarded and greyskull is for retards same with Mentzer. PPL is closer to legit. But seriously if you cannot bench 1.5 your bodyweight you are a manlet
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Snowdon actually got the 18x contract. If that Computer Nerd can do it anyone can. I think it should be a mandatory minimum for being considered B/R
>>343
Actual good post.

>>344
<The issue with weight lifting is that it makes people heavier, thus slower and less efficient in motion. A strong, lean body with high muscular density seems preferrable.
This Tor poster is such an ancient boomer, holy shit. No, you stupid nigger, you have to take absurd amounts of steroids, eat like a train, and match it with other performance enhancing drugs to even get the type of bulky physique you're imagining. This is how I know you have zero experience and are old. Your shit was outdated knowledge even back in the 80's and 90's.
>>337
<I have no clue what the fuck you're talking about. 
<Are there no mods in here? Why is this clown's dogshit not getting cleaned up?
These aren't your posts?
>This dogshit californian body-building narcissistic crap ruined the public's understanding of physical fitness. Aim at realistic, versatile performance.
>Take your meds, schizoid imbecile. 
>For anyone that is not a buffoonish amerilard: push ups, pull ups and running is all your need.

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(it was me btw)
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I swear, ourchan is filled with achoot fedposters and boring, fat, incel born-again (5th time is the charm) christians. Where are all the chadd waffenbros?
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>>324
>Where are all the chadd waffenbros?
Im waffening all over the place.
>>324
Mature adults don't usually frequent imageboards nor do they bother with political rubbish.
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>>329
<Mature adults don't usually frequent imageboards
Adults are imageboards' main population, fag.
<nor do they bother with political rubbish.
Complete nonsense. It's children and teens that should not be doing anything political, outside of instinctually hating jews and all other forms of shitskins (that's not really political though, simple biology).
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>>330
Stop shitting up the website, moron.

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>Semax – a peptide that enhances neurotrophic factor expression and may improve attention and short‑term memory in some studies.
>Phenylpiracetam – a stimulant‑like racetam that can increase physical stamina and, in limited trials, boost working memory and mental speed, especially under fatigue.
>Dihexa – an experimental peptide that strongly promotes synaptogenesis in animal models; human data are sparse, but it is reported to improve learning capacity in rodents.

 Potential combined effects:
> Attention / focus - Noticeable increase in sustained attention, especially during demanding tasks.
> Working memory- Improvement in short‑term recall and manipulation of information.
> Learning & plasticity - Potentially faster acquisition of new skills, but the effect is largely unproven in humans.
> Physical stamina - May allow longer study sessions without fatigue.

sourcing: cosmicnootropic + swisschems
Dihexa is the most powerful synapse-forming substance known to science. Phenylpiracetam is the greatest of the racetam smart drugs. Semax is a god tier intelligence enhancer which greatly improves focus. All together, you become like a god
>and you must take an anticancer program and flush out defective cells in advance using the supplementary protocol because this stack runs the risks.

Gamers may also add nicotine patches to further boost their int. But that is another rabbit hole
S0.M,EB0A.RD/ IS BACK NIIGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://someboard.gemparty.soy

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Take an ampakine racetam. Any will do. Phenylpiracetam would be best.
Take Semax. 1% concentration is better but you can be a poorfag and take 0.1%
Take Dihexa. Mix it with DMSO at a low concentration to ensure rapid uptake into the brain. 

Massive BDNF and trophic factor boost, massive synaptogenesis boost causing you to form brain connections rapidly, massive increase in brain processing speed due to the racetamic effect. If you mix this in with basic precursors like Alpha-GPC, and a multivitamin which covers brain function or good nutrition, you will has a very sharp brain indeed. I give ten points as the lower level threshold for what would be possible with this combination. Your upper limit is your genetic potential plus the base buff mod of the substances.... which varies on the person.

Racetams must be cycled like you would a steroid. Most people do at most 2-3 days a week before staying off a few. Dihexa can be potentially cancerous and stays in your system for 30 days, so you must precede it by clean living and an attempt to clean out damaged and muatnt cells from your body. Fasting for days would do it. Senolytics like apigenin and quercetin would do it.  Running a cancer preventative like Gotu Kola / Tumeric while dosing is a very smart idea. Avoid damaging lifestyle choices like smoking, drinking, exposure to carcinogens etc while going mentat. The more precursors to cell growth you add to this mix, such as HGH raising tonics or cell precursors like PS/ome
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>>314
1. racetams increase the rate of thought by allowing faster neuron electrical transmission. Phenylpiracetam is the king of them and also increases bloodflow, raising nutrient distribution.
2. Semax is a very potent ready mix of peptides used by the brain to facilitate brain growth by mimicking a stress response. It is normally used to repair injury from strokes
3. Dihexa is prehaps the strongest nootropic known to man for increasing neuron growth. It is supposedly "10 Million Times More Potent Than BDNF"

Thyroid and b-vits are childs play Peatfag. Get in the drivers seat, use stims and trophic factors and 'tams. This is the ticket
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FEDS CANNOT DO SMART DRUGS
THEY CANNOT GET SMARTER THAN THE ANON
THEY ARE STUCK IN THE FEDMILL OF WORKING FOR ISRAEL AND NOT GETTING LAID
IT'S OVER FOR FEDS
THEY CANNOT DO THE SEXMAX, THEY CANNOT DO THE DIHEXA
THEY COPE AND SEETHE WHEN THE CHANCEL WINNER UPGRADES HIS BRAIN WITH THE RACETAM
>>315
>Thyroid childs play
No, not at all.
T3 is an incredible performance enhancer.

Also, why take racetams first if you aren't even taking B vitamins?
Take B vitamins, then take racetams on top. It's even better. If you speed up metabolic processes, you're going to need more vitamins anyway.
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>>317
cyka do you think I'm taking supps and not getting my b-vitamins
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here comes dat post

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are caramel lattes good for you?
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It's a shame that truly /fit/ girls physically cannot have naturally big tits with that level of muscle, in the same way that no man can be both swole and cut without the use of anabolic steroids along with plenty of other PEDs.

This is the max size for natural breasts with extremely fit women from my many years of notice-lusting:
>>307
Something even like this cup size cannot be achieved with at least some extra fat and a distinct lack of tonality for the abs:
>>297

It's a shame. I hope genetic engineering fixes this shit for our descendants. Personally, I can't stand breast augmentation due to both look or feel, as a sex-haver.
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>>309
I used to be a sex haver, but then the sex led to children, so now I don't have sex. I really miss it, tbh. I sometimes fantasise about fucking my wife's friend, but it feels like it might be a really, really bad idea.
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>>310
You are already an Islamic country, go and make your own harem of white women you white swedish man, outbreed the brown Arabs and Syrians. 

Curious question. Have you never thought about having a threesome between you, your wife and her friend?
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>>311
That's actually not a bad attitude to have. Thanks, bro, I'll consider this.

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I've got myself a barbell and some bumpers. Anyone got a good suggestion for where i can find an oly program?

Also, program thread. Post your programs or suggestions
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>>124
Kino. Maybe the wehrmacht can get my cardio in check...

I found Catalyst Athletics on youtube. Provide a LARGE number of exercise instructionals and form tips for olympic weightlifting, as well as for some other movements. Their beginner program is 199 dollars though. Not sure I want to spend that just to start learning oly.... Their athletes look strong as fuark though.
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>>125
Found a couple of starting points for getting into olympic weightlifting. 

https://www.elitefts.com/education/design-your-olympic-weightlifting-program/

https://www.catalystathletics.com/article/131/Starter-Program-for-Catalyst-Athletics-Online-Workouts/

Of course, there's certainly a bunch of other stuff out there on the wide web. Oly lifting seems way more involved than the casual ssgomad/brolifting I've been doing so far.
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>>122 (OP) 
Op here. My back has gone to shit (again) so I'm a bodybuilder now. Arnie's blueprint for mass is fun.
>>122 (OP) 
I'm rocking an old standard of mine
Dealifts 10 min emon/singles
OHP 2x5

Alternate with cardio day
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>>122 (OP) 
New program just dropped.

Day 1
SKWAATZ 3x5

Day 2
Clean and press 3x5
Weighted dips 3x5
Incline bench 3x8-12

Day 3 
Pullups 3x5 (I'm a big boy)
Cable rows (preferably narrow with mag grip) 3x8-12
Bicep curls, prolly with dumbbells 3x8-12
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Henlo frens...
Been on a health kick recently and have lost a decent amount of weight. Only thing is, I've been struggling with building my abs.

Has anyone got an abs routine that JustWerkz™? 
Also, any other advice like when is best time to exercise (i.e. morning empty stomach to burn more calories?), do you alternative between upper and lower abs? etc
>inb4 abs in kitchen
Honestly, I don't think diet is an issue for me but feel free to post suggestions anyway
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uh yeah, but you not gonna want it particularly. its just volume. volume means a lot of reps

start at a level you can easily achieve and do it for 2 weeks. Like 5 sets of 2 situps. giving little games and do it 5 or 6 days a week.
Make it so easy that you can always succeed, it is never hard to finish or mentally convince you to give up. easy sets are easy to do many times, so you can get your numbers up.

pick it so small you can fail and do it 6 days a week for 2 weeks. THEN start increasing.

look out for the time your body feels weary and you dont want to even bother, you feel exhausted thinking about it, that is body telling you to do less, so you been going too hard, do less. it is very easy to get super motivated and do far too much to be sustainable. you want easy and sustainable. you MUST do things regularly for it to make a difference. so one-off hero efforts are pointless.

occasionally do the max situps you can to see what the number is.

for situps you want to be thinking of total volume in terms of 1000's, to do this easily, start at much smaller numbers, like 10 a day total, work up to 100 a day total and at quantities that aren't hard to complete. easy sets are easy to do many times, so you can get your numbers up.

when your motivation gets burnt out and you exhausted mentally, you gone too hard, cut it back.

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You want justwerks? Do as many situps as possible within 2 minutes. Alternate this with days where you max out your total number of situps regardless of time. Do five sets to failure each time. Start doing weighted sit-ups with a weight vest. Okay, there you have it
I'm gonna simplify what I said before

get big total volume (reps) 5 or 6 days a week. approach using something like one of these:

- split it into sets and reps (s,r)
- pyramids 1,2,3,4,3,2,1
- card deck (each card do the number on the card)

start with something easy so you always succeed.  like 5 sets of 2 reps of situps (10 total volume) and when you done it 2 weeks, start increasing reps and sets

if you start getting mentally weary and turned off (burnt out), that means reduce the amount you doing. you must keep it enjoyable to sustain it long term. Long term is what builds strength and size.

Log EVERYTHING so you have history you can look over

Every so often like every 2 weeks or every month do as many as you possibly can to failure (cant do any more). This is your direct measure of strength
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>>290 (OP) 
I didn't really read the other posts, but sure you gotta work your core. Still, in the end, abs are mostly built in the kitchen. Start cutting, fatty. 
>buh uhm not fat
Shut the fuck up, fatty. Why can't we see your abs then? Faggot.
Love you tho, keep working at it in the gym AND in the kitchen.

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