/fit/ - Fitness

>me, an intellectual 
>stretches first

>>29 (OP) 
/fit/ is at the bottom of the board rank. No one here works out. 🤣

Calisthenics sucks. Your body doesn't wear out in a uniform fashion so you have to start doing these cheater push ups and other stupid things while the burn is constant. I'll be happy when I go back to weights

>>31
I mean I dont talk about it. i go 3x week 2hours and Pavel's ladder my way through each of the body groups. not much to say except shitpost and maybe experiment with set combinations and nutrition.

>>47
Show us some fingertips push-ups so we can believe you

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>>50
timestamp with a dildo in your ass right now

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>>51
>aways deflecting with that gay shit
I don't know, I'm on the fence

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>>57
prove you even saw the insides of a gym once in your life without feeling crippling social anxiety off of f'oids staring judgingly

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>>58
>Your honor ..
>I DEFLECT
Xer, haven't the soyjaks pulled this information already with their investigations? 
All we're asking for is 1 push-up, with your fingertips.
There is no need to get defensive.

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>>63
I just don't understand what's up with these jaffa cakes...
Is it a biscuit? Or a cake?
And how am I supposed to believe they're only 50 calories per serving?

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>>79
>he assumed the plebbit-tier Doge meme troll his more cumulative experience than a couple of years on /b/ before it trooned out, Facebook once it became retarded, and /pol/ after it turned into a complete cesspool 
I'm willing to forgive such a rookie mistake, but only if you post a skittles recipe in /ck/

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>>82
>cats and dogs living together
That might lead to MASS HYSTERIA, but I'll allow it.
https://youtu.be/q0POXW4V1_k?si=R1n_QjTQVCVrLUz6

>>84
Okay.. i posted it.
Also...You left a nasty little tracking in dat dere yuuTub dere
, don'tchaknow?
I got a clean one fur ya.
https://youtu.be/q0POXW4V1_k

Now I shall DELET my penultimate post ITT.

>>85
Do you have a thread on the tracker shit?

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>>86
No thread...Maybe in /g/
But it doesn't really need one since, until they change up their tracking code, you just need to remove the "?si=xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" part.
For links other than jewtub, you can run it through a URL cleaner like:

https://urlclean.com/
*(bookmark it)
and any site,( SocMed, shopping, blog, whathaveyou,) that attaches (s)ource (i)dentifyers and 3nd party linx to that shit to make YOU the product and spam EVERYBODY who your account relates to go  *POOF!* 
>picrel
I mean, everyone here should know by now that there's almost NO AVOIDING other dipshits and ignorant family memebers--(I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU GRANDMA, And YOUR RETARDED E-BIRTHDAY CARDS!!) from shafting you like this, but the more "Trails" we can obscure, only helps us in the long run.

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>>88
>he uses a website to clean urls because he doesn't know how to find a "?" in a string 
lmfao

What the fuck happened to this thread? you are all faggots except for >>47

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>>90
>What the fuck happened to this thread? 
We've skipped reading comprehension in favor of bouncing our legs around while we sit, because it's the easiest way to burn calories.

>>90
Isabel Peralta?????

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I swear, ourchan is filled with achoot fedposters and boring, fat, incel born-again (5th time is the charm) christians. Where are all the chadd waffenbros?

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>>324
>Where are all the chadd waffenbros?
Im waffening all over the place.

>>324
Mature adults don't usually frequent imageboards nor do they bother with political rubbish.

>>329
<Mature adults don't usually frequent imageboards
Adults are imageboards' main population, fag.
<nor do they bother with political rubbish.
Complete nonsense. It's children and teens that should not be doing anything political, outside of instinctually hating jews and all other forms of shitskins (that's not really political though, simple biology).

>>330
Stop shitting up the website, moron.