>>474 (OP)
>Desecrated coconut
I think you mean Desiccated, Hans.
I hope you aren't fucking coconuts, and making Drinks out of the results is just SanFran Turbo-Faggotry.
But...
Assuming you meant dried coconut and were just being funny:
Combine 1 part coconut and 2 parts hot water. Let sit for 10 minutes or so, whir in a blender, strain, enjoy
Parts=volume, so, use a cup measure and lightly pack the water and check the meniscus on the coconut.
Violated Temples are pretty good too.
That's a Shirley Temple with vodka or kirschwasser added