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>>474 (OP) 
>Desecrated coconut 
I think you mean Desiccated, Hans.
I hope you aren't fucking coconuts, and making Drinks out of the results is just SanFran Turbo-Faggotry.
But...
Assuming you meant dried coconut and were just being funny:
Combine 1 part coconut and 2 parts hot water. Let sit for 10 minutes or so, whir in a blender, strain, enjoy
Parts=volume, so, use a cup measure and lightly pack the water and check the meniscus on the coconut.

Violated Temples are pretty good too.
That's a Shirley Temple with vodka or kirschwasser added

>>476
thanks for the recipe. 
I finally used coconut milk and prepared a virgin pina collada cuz I was lazy to use a blender and then wash it.

>>482
Either delete this thread then or CONVERT it into a Mixology thread
DON'T SHIT UP THE CATALOG WITH ONESHOTS

>>483
I forgot to say Please...

+please

>>483
>>485
Whats a oneshot?

>>520
One line questions. Low effort. Usually doesn't generate much in the way of discussion. Often a shitpost. You get the idea.

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>>520
>>521
Yep, that's exactly what I meant.
Not calling you an Faggot, just saying many anons have picked up BAD HABITS from the corrupted Chans, and Retard culture.

Back when the Johnny Depp Trial was going on I created 2 new drinks:
The Johnny Deposition (Pina Colada ZOA) and the Captain Jack Sorrow(Wild Orange).
Unfortunately it's IMPOSSIBURU to make either of these any more, since the ROCK allowed the KEY ingredient to be Pozzed by kikes.(ZOA energy drinks--used to be 100% cane sugar and NO ADDITIVES; now it's full of garbage)
There may be a decent substitute for the ZOA, but I haven't found it.

>>521
Yea okay, I get it.
So entire 4chan basically

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>>555
GETs it for the "Gets it"
Cool.
This is now a mixed drink thread.
Post your favorites, whether classic or self-created.
OP wasn't necessarily an Faggot, just following the old protocols of the CessPoole.
<forgivable--let's have a drink!

Here's one:
The Taco, not so much a drink as a bar order.
1 cheap lager beer
1 Bloody mary
it's drunk in this order:
1 sip Beer--1 sip Bloody Mary/Maria--1 sip beer
It really does kinda taste like a taco, especially if it's a Bloody maria with a good hot sauce and Tequila.