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The whole concept of Bigfoot is stupid and the fact that people think that it exists demonstrates how stupid people are.

1). Where are all the women Bigfoots, Teenage Bigfoots & Baby Bigfoots? You never see them. Now, in the animal kingdom, it's typically the women that do all of the work because the men are too busy beating each other to death with antlers or rocks or whatever. So why do we always "see" supposedly male Bigfoot creatures; It'd be the women that are out gathering shit.

2). Where do they live? It's fairly agreed upon that even primitive humans had huts of some type or another and that caves were used as communal and as a last-resort shelter against animals. So what's Bigfoot's deal? They can't all live in caves. Are they tool-making? If so, where is the evidence of tool creation? We would see primitive huts in the wilderness and evidence of brute deforestation and we're not seeing that.

3). Does Bigfoot start fires? We would see smoke trails and evidence of wood gathering, campfires, etc. If Bigfoot doesn't start fires, then it would be likely that it hibernates because the bigger the animal, the more food it needs to consume and winter would force it to hibernate. Where's the evidence for any of that?

4). Bigfoot needs to drink so where's the fresh water supply? The larger the animal, the more water that it consumes. The more energetic animal is, the more water that it consumes. 

5). "Bigfoot avoids people; That's why you don't see it." OK, but it needs food. And water. And shelter. And there is overwhelming evidence that other species, such as bears, have adapted to human encroachment on their habitat. Why hasn't Bigfoot? If Bigfoot is more intelligent than a bear, it would have adapted sooner, not later or at all.

I could go on but Bigfoot doesn't make sense if you apply tried-and-true templates from the known animal kingdom onto it.
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>>151 (OP) 
Bro bigfoot is the normie reddit cryptid all the cool kids are into dogman


https://youtu.be/xwBYClryaNc
>>151 (OP) 
Its not a biological entity but a tulpic expression of the primal wildman archetype from the human collective consciousness that manifest in the woods.
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>>153
To add to this many bigfoot encounters have parralel highstragness surrounding them such as witness seing orbs or UFOs before the encounter or encountering poltergeist activity in there homes after in this sort of parallel high strangeness is typical of ultrateresterial encounters.



Ultraterrestrial Conspiracy Theories
https://youtu.be/NyA6MbRzi1Q?si=Mpi2agPO2wKW3NT3
Nobody believes in Big Foot anymore. It's a cryptid story which got popular in the 60's and people chose to start faking encounters. Researchers do claim there are female ones, but of course the idea that giant apes have been hiding in the woods without a single skeleton found over centuries of human activity is completely ridiculous. So the story has now evolved to present them as supernatural entities, extra-dimensional beings and the like. 

I am in an area where the Bigfoot myth started and occasionally have heard stories presented. It is coming from superstitiously inclined types and true believers. It would be incredibly easy for a bear to stand on it's hind legs and spook a novice in the woods, or for some unknown sporadic sighting to be misidentified. This whole concept is only perpetuated as a modern version of urban legends.  Just like how sea serpents were used back in the day to fill dead news cycles as well.

Most supernatural cases, from ghosts to aliens to bigfoot, to most sea monster sightings, are complete hokum invented by people to pass the time. People self-select for their willingness to believe these things
>>151 (OP) 
>"where are the women bigfoots?"
>posts picture of woman bigfoot

Retard
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>>151 (OP) 
people believe wolves exist but very few people have seen them in the wild
>>637
it takes a special kind of loneliness to have eyes to see the patterson bigfoot is female
>>151 (OP) 
8 billion people in the world, 400 million in North America, and you think there are zero feral humans?
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>>659
>8 billion people in the world, 400 million in North America, and you think there are zero feral humans?
What's the mystery about? I saw feral humans all the time during the summer of love.
>>151 (OP) 
Hmmm that's strange because the Louis and Clark expedition reported a Bigfoot that they shot and killed. When they tried to examine the body of the critter they killed, they found that the Bigfoot had a "plate" made of solid bone over what *should* have been its ribcage. 

Firstly, you're assuming that Bigfoot is the same kind of creature as you and I. This is patently false. Bigfoots, such as they exist in the USA, are more akin to alien reconnaissance drones rather than an actual flesh and blood critter. These are creatures often seen helping little greys capture people, or helping greys carry items like a pack animal, because that's what it essentially is.
>>151 (OP) 
Secondly, you're making a selection bias mistake thinking that because you haven't seen x,y,z therefore x,y,z doesn't exist. 

You may be right, perhaps there *should* be a population of Bigfoot, so *where* are they? Excellent question. For interdimensional beings, or for entities who posses the ability to portal back and forth between worlds, they are here and there as they want to be, which is precisely what has been reported about Bigfoots. Bigfoots are often seen moving into and out of "portals".
>>151 (OP) 
The Bigfoot in the video you posted a screenshot of literally has huge flappy breasts swinging around as she walks..
What is a Bigfoot, really? Is just a hairy guy living in the woods, or is it an animal? Is Bigfoot something along the line of feral human that evolved in isolation like in the movie Descent?
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>>2737
The actual research seems to indicate they are likely a previously undiscovered relative of the great apes. An approximate population number has been calculated to be only a few thousand across North America. Europeans should note that North America is a whole lot of land, so the numbers are possible given the swathnof land.

Personally I am unconvinced whether they're real, but the evidence is actually pretty good.
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>>2737
It's quite obviously just a black bear standing on it's legs at distance in most cases. During the cryptid fad of the 60's and 70's people started dressing up for newspaper coverage. There's supposedly a few diseases which cause immense hair gain on human beings as well, which might have been the basis for the original legend. All cultures have scary monsters in the woods to keep children from wandering away or drowning themselves in rivers. 

Anyways, if we are talking about this as a real beast. Well, they should have found a body or caught one on camera by now.  I know they have their cast prints and the strange call videos, but if you examine the eyewitnesses for these stories they are quite untrustworthy. Sasquatch to the local indian bands is little more than an amusement their elders speak of and children use as the boogeyman. If you want to be generous about it, they may has suffered a species die off like all the rest. That's one of the explanations they use for sea monster cryptids as well. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Ostman
^if you believe this guy, you are too trusting
other north american monsters include the water panther, the sea wolf, the horned serpent etc. But nobody tries to claim ever seeing any of those, because they aren't made popular by infamous faked home video footage
>>151 (OP) 
Bigfoot existed in the pacific northwest.  Long enough that native americans had legends about it.  What people don't take into account that bison and moose aside north american megafauna has been on the decline since the last ice age.  Temperate coniferous forests with their hard soil, cold winters, and ample scavengers are not conducive to fossilization.  Dead things are eaten quickly down to hedgehogs chewing the bones for calcium and there is little sediment to cover anything left over to allow for mineralization.  What you see with bigfoot is a sparse population that lasted until the 1950s.  You don't see children because the few remaining adults were so few and far between that they never met.  You don't see fire, shelter, or tool use because they were big dumb apes.  You hear stories of encounters because people finally started moving into the region en masse for logging and then to create modern settlements.  As the habitat was destroyed they encountered the last few stragglers of a dying species.  For every racoon, rat, and pigeon that adapted well to human civilization there are a thousand other species wiped out.  Even if they were adaptable it was far too late for them to be saved.

also I don't think it is fair to assume it was more intelligent than a bear.  Bears solve problems, can open doors, manage to be the apex predator in a variety of different ecosystems throughout the northern hemisphere.  From adapting tiger-like ambush tactics against reindeer in siberia, to eating salmon to foraging trash, to a largely plant based foraging existence bears are adaptable.  They have survived despite massive hunting over the past 200 years.  Though they did used to range as far south as california and italy.  Do not underestimate bears.
>>151 (OP) 
>1). Where are all the women Bigfoots, Teenage Bigfoots & Baby Bigfoots? You never see them.
My dad saw a whole family of them when he was 6 years old as he was sitting up in a beech tree eating nuts in West Virginia. This was back in 1951 or so. He ignored his mom's warning never to go into the woods on the far side of the property, and they saw him up in the tree. The male growled at him and stared daggers, my dad pissed himself and ran back to the house after the family was out of sight. Within a week, his whole family had to move house because every night there were rocks being thrown at the house. The difference is, they called them 'the forest people'.
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>>151 (OP) 
>Where are all the women Bigfoots, Teenage Bigfoots & Baby Bigfoots
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