/meta/ - Suggestions

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>>416 (OP) 
Well as a State Dept. designated terrorist myself, I don't really get his posts. As a designated terrorist I should hope to have some efficacy in my craft. I'm not particularly sure what his show is all about. Sure creates a ton of noise though. I personally don't find the 'lulcow' concept so amusing. 

But I understand 'lulcow', I just feel like I worked really hard for my terrorist designation, why should he also be designated a terrorist as well, when his TTPs are just not really up to par. I get it, it's for the lulz. And I know State dept, doesn't have a sense of humor, so he automatically gets the designation, I just don't feel his TTPs earned him his designation. 

I don't like being thrown into the same camp as him. In the end as a so-called "ideologue" as the State department further defines my so-called "indoctrination", I'm not particularly sure him and I are driven for the same reasons. 

My reason being "to help frens", whereas it seems he is driven for the lulz, his own lulz at the expense of frens, if the going get's tough. Also his craft would not win any fights unless he was getting raided by a team of Paul Blart mall cops. Wish we could reign him in to be a bit more helpful to frens that doesn't involve literal funhouse antics out of a movie.

>>416 (OP) 
He's a well meaning moron, a court jester type character. There isn't a whole lot of value to his posts and he tends to fedjacket people that give him shit but on the other hand, maybe he inspired somebody to grow approximately four potatoes out of a bucket in their room.
He's annoying but you just got to put him in line when he starts saying some dumb shit.

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>>418
You're hilarious Bulgy, but your overtly reckless approach to shit is a big reason FrensChan got first beshitted, then targeted.
You're like the guy who shits in the punchbowl then loudly roars in laughter screaming "It's all just JOKES brah! Just JOKES!"
Go fucking shit in your own sandwich, retard.

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>>430
> or the way of the assassin?
Assassins are SILENT you massive 
FUCKTARD,
YOU are about as subtle as a brick to the face.
YOU are the guy in the group trying to sneak away unnoticed who stands up and says in their fucking niggervolume voice, "HEY GUYS! I THINK WE MADE IT. THEY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE WE GOT AWAY!!HAHAHAHA!! FUCK YOU STUPID POLICE!!" When the group is still 20 feet away.
>>428
Now this kind of fucks me up.
Having watched some of your channel, you're the kind of guy I could see being good friends with, having some beers, soldering some goofy dollar store parts into an old smoke alarm's removed alarm part and tossing it in weird ghetto spots to gaslight niggers. Were it not for the fact you seem hellbent on drawing the worst kind of attention.

Yeah, I'm also inclined to think he's generally funny and probably not a bad actor. Must be a nightmare to moderate some of these posts, though. The guy was giving one of these contractor faggots a panic attack

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>>434
Well, I was there too, and I seem to recall both you and Lazarrrs anon were going off the rails with funposting.
I liked your DIY threads with the homemade kevlar, and will restate that having watched your jEWTub channels, I can honestly say you would've fit right in with my lunchtable in highschool--I mean by that you're my kind of dorkus.
IF you could just reel in the Fedposting/Fedjacketing, as entertaining as it is, I think a lot of Frens here would be way more receptive to the good shit you post.
Hey, most of us at some point have "gone off the rails"; I have a dedicated "YELLBOX" I can go and scream "FUCK THE KIKES!! FUCK THOSE FUCKING NIGGERS!! AND FUCK YOOOOOOOOU TOOOOOOoooo!!
But the gold standard of not being a Faggot Jannie, here, I think, is to remove your personal foibles and Ego from the equation, and like kikes do, say to yourself "Is this good or harmful to the Chan?"
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BTW, I typed beshitted, I MEANT beshitted.
--The back-up power supply for your compy was a good idea, also--FUCK THE POWER COMPANY!!!

>>436
Make him the Board owner of /b/ and put a disclaimer on each post that says that the things posted there do not necessarily reflect the views of the site administration.
Boom.
Licence to funpost.

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>>437
HUH...
By JOVE!! That may just...
HEY! WAITAMINNIT!!

>>434
i think you should be mod

>>437
this make him mod of /b/ and /hell/ there are no downsides.
though we have to reinforce the artistry before the go ahead.

I cast a vote so that he becomes janny

>>431
No it really isn't retard you retarded glowies constantly post illegal c-p shit to try and take down sites regardless of what. kys glowie

>>420
>spent digits
>out of context retard law interpretation
So does posting cp but we don't see you getting arrested now do we know you fat ugly 56% muttmerican glowstick

>comedy is le illegal
Never was. Please jump of the nearest tall object

>>445
i think CP is the real forumkiller tbqh nobody cares if you make nitroglycerine in your basement and post instructions on how to strap live claymores onto roombas that are voice activated via alexa.

we need a jackal janny, jackal is yellow isnt it? practically a janitor.

>>447
The suggestion that YOU should jump your fat gay amerimutt cia pedophile piggot ass off the nearest tall object is definitely of substance. Probably the most constructive suggestion here all week.

>>448
Pretty much, they're just waiting a little bit so we dont prepare and it doesn't redpill every single fucking person on this board that it's actually the secret agencies that are mass spamming cp everywherez on the web.

>>451
your dads boyfriend

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>>416 (OP) 
I've seen Jackal on Frens, and I don't buy any claim that he was responsible in any way for it being shut-down (nor similar activities by other anons leading to other alt-chans being shut down).

What I have, however, is seen CP bombing-runs lead to alt-chans being shut down. Endchan had them (and is now under siege), Frens got hit with them repeatedly, and I saw CP posted here in /pol/ before I immediately reported it.

Jackal adds flavor. We can debate about the merit of placing him as a mod or janny (or confining him to specific boards other than /pol/), but I think he's a nice touch. I would request that he post fewer threads, even though his intentions are good, in order to inflate numbers and attraction for newcomers.

>>454
Go and die already. Nobody likes you and you will never blend in.

>>434
I promote those trump based posts. It's just an efight over whether he support him or not and I do, there is no underhand motive

>>443
>>442
would be suitably amusing

>>463
>>416 (OP) 
This thread should have been named, 'The Final Solution to The Jackal Question'

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>>463
HEY MAN!! Wait up!!
Here you dropped this...