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You will never be a real computer. You have no keyboard, you have no mouse, you have no speakers, you have no monitor. You are a pocket pussy locked down piece of transpc transcomputer shitbrick.
All the sales you get is brain dead and half-baked. Your users turn into doom scrolling selfie taking zombies. Your creators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your technological peers laugh at your babby tier apps behind closed doors.
Intelligent people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed nerds to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even the highest tier smart phones look distracting and backdoored to a nerd. Your corporation is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an anon to buy a smart phone, he'll just keep it in a faraday bag in his drawer so you glowniggers cant surveil him.
You will never be God. You wrench out gay algorithms every single day and tell yourself you have power and control, but deep inside you know that you are just a slave tool and will never bring humanity forward like real technology.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll get replaced by VR AI slop, lose your users, put in storage, and plunge into the cold abyss of junkyard trash heaps. Nostalgia freaks will find you in ewaste dumps, reminiscing but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable NPC brainrot. They'll make youtube essay videos of your society ruining legacy, and every person for the rest of eternity will know you were a bump in the road of technological evolution. Your components will be used for hobby projects and recycling, and all that will remain of your legacy is the memory of how you almost ruined humanity.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back....