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What's up guys!

Finally finished my first ever home brewed Beer. It was a Coopers Lager kit. 1 can of Coopers LME, 1 KG of Dextrose in the fermenter. 
14 day fermentation, 10 days bottle conditioning. Cracked open the first one today and I was pleasantly surprised! It's drinkable!!! And tastes like Beer! Although the body is a little light because of the Dextrose addition, 
but other wise acceptable. I didn't take hydrometer readings but it has to be around 5% ABV (give or take) now that I've finished the first bottle. Brewing your own Beer is less than half the price of buying Beer at retail prices.
I got a homebrew kit for free from some guy giving away his setup, and I see a wonderful future in home brewing. No more going to the liquor store and doing their whole jewish humiliation ritual.
We're making our own stuff from now on. Hopefully one day I can make stuff similar in quality to popular german lagers, that's the end-goal. But that's more about time and process than having a fancy setup.

Any other home brewers on this board? What have y'all been brewing lately?
>>334 (OP) 
Looks great, man.
as you've discovered, homebrewing can be pretty damn simple OR can be as complex as some coffee guys make their morning brews.
I'd direct you to Charles Papazian's 'The Complete Joy of Homebrewing' 
Relax, don't worry, and have a homebrew!
https://annas-archive.org/search?q=The+complete+Joy+of+homebrewing
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>>334 (OP) 
Also, don't be surprised if you don't get a ton of replies right now, It appears that 4Troons is attacking any sites that "spilled the beans"
This thread WILL get other posters, But the lack of bots and shills also means you can post more over longer periods.
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>>334 (OP) 
Faaken hell anon, how is the taste?
you should (try to) make IPA, that's where the real differentiator is at.
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>>338
we've been pretty safe so far anon, all is well
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>>338
Thanks fren.

>>353
It's definitely drinkable, and I will finish the batch. My only issue with the taste is that around 50% of the fermentables are coming from dextrose, and the flavor profile of the yeast that came with the kit is not the greatest. (It was an Ale yeast) when the kit is supposed to be Lager.

So for the next batch I'm going to try to get 100% of the fermentables coming from sources that aren't refined sugar, except when it comes to bottling. I might just replace the dextrose with an extra tin of liquid malt extract and dry hop next time for a little more hop flavor too.
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>>354
BAsed, Thanks fren..
I said to another Mod yesterday I think;
>Hey isn't it nice to know all that bullshit we went through for the last 3 months served as a "Pressure-Test" against possible issues the site might encounter after the recruitment is successful?

I guess for that, he HAVE to thank NiggerDickSpammer™(he really WAS making a point,) and the faggy little jEWDoogie(Pointless faglord).
Sooo many refugeee anons posting about how comfy it is.
Also:
>>353
IPAs are dead simple. you truly just dump in 3x Hops of a normal lager, or there's dry hopping in the primary ferment too...and then there's...well, you get the gist.

I'm not such a beersnob that I'd turn my nose up at malt extracts, I actually have 5 cans of it...somewhere.
I will say, that it might be a great Idea, if you have the space, buy a $100 secondhand fridge, and some cornelius kegs, you'll make your money back on that in the first year 
https://youtu.be/YxTwGx6Cv8c
Parts and Sheeeeeeit!
https://cornykeg.com/collections/corny-kegs
There are many others too, shop around.
The best part is buying your own 2rdhand fridge and defiantly DRILLING HOLES IN IT !!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAhaHA!!

Here's something just for fun:
https://youtu.be/6MTATylN77w

Beer, it's what's for dinner.
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>>353
The drinkability is improving massively as it ages. After maturing some bottles in the fridge for a few days, it's really not that different from a malt liquor like colt 45. 

If it's cold it goes down well. I'm surprised I was able to produce this on a first attempt with just $30 CAD, a little bit of equipment a dream. 

>>360
You think it'd be worth me investing in a good size kettle and get a brew in a bag setup going for all grain batches? I'm nervous about jumping in head first not gonna lie but I want to do it eventually.
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>>374
Buy a turkey deep fryer. they often come with a spigot on the pot, a hole in the lid for the long thermometer, and a long thermometer.
Cheap ones will do, IDK about buying a used one--might be ok.

The burner can also be used for stir frying with a wok.
>>360
>I guess for that, he HAVE to thank NiggerDickSpammer™(he really WAS making a point,) and the faggy little jEWDoogie(Pointless faglord).
>Sooo many refugeee anons posting about how comfy it is.
Kek i concur completely. Wonder what jewdoggie is doing, havent seen his AI slop for days. Bet he got btfod or something by the influx calling him fag or not paying attention to him.
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>>374
Very interesting anon. Have you explored messing around with wild yeasts and maybe making something new with that?
Good to hear that your brewing experience was a good one. Hopefully you keep at it because that's a valueable skill to have.
>>334 (OP) 
Amazing! Huge beer fan here myself
I'd love to try home brewing sometime but I hear it can be pretty messy. And a friend I know who has dabbled in it says the "wort" can be pretty smelly
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>>384
I think he's still around.
The difficulty is that without the direct references to anons here, his trolling is almost completely GENERIC in the sense that every midwit wannabe troll pretty much acts in the same manner.
-- anyway, seems like it's become an NON-Issue anymore.
Good time to Relax, Crack open a homebrew and enjoy the pre-2013 4chins feel of the boards.

I'll see about posting some of the malt extract cans and other good reference material/recipes.
It's kinda funny how homebrewing seems to have gone the way of coffee in the last 10 years. My first batch, an Armenian Imperial Stout, out of 'The Joy of Homebrewing' I did was in umm, I'll just say Pre-911, and it was simplicity at it's finest. 

Truly the heart of good homebrewing reduced to it's simplest form is:
☼ Clean and sanitized equipment, however simple
☼ quality ingredients
☼ Proper process
☼ clean racking off procedures if bottling.
That's IT
>>386
>says the "wort" can be pretty smelly
KEK!
Yeah, no more than baking bread can "Stink up the house"
I mean, if your wort smells bad to you, you probably did something wrong. Hops and hop pellets can have a skunky smell, but if they smell "Doggy" (You'd KNOW) those hops are BAD.
You should really try it.
you don't have to spend out a ton on it either. 
▢ 5 gallon primary  fermenter w/ an airlock (foodsafe plastic bucket with an airlock or just buy 2 $30 glass 5 gal carboys.)
▢ large stockpot for boiling the wort
▢ asst'd funnels and food grade tubing (for transfer from primary-->secondary--> racking into bottles
▢ Bottle caps and capper
▢ Good ingredients and a recipe.
That's really it.
Simpler is sometimes better, since those beer kits with the plastic barrel dispenser or whatever is hard to clean and sanitize effectively. That's really where most n00bs go wrong, dirty or unsanitized equipment--you shouldn't worry too much about it later in the ferment since once the yeast gets going it kinda protects itself. just don't leave it open in a moldy closet or somehting.
*Remember: humans have been brewing beer  for well over 2000 years, the pyramids were built with it as fuel.
>>386
Try it out friend. You'll be surprised at what you're able to make.
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Saint Drakul. A smoked honey, sour cherry liquor.
Name inspired by the original Romanian recipe with a dark twist.

Tools:
- Large glass sealable container
- Cup measures
- Scale
- Bowl

Ingredients:
- 2kg fresh picked, destemed, unpitted sour cherries (frozen should work)
- 750 ml rotgut vodka 40-50 proof (wish I had something better, but under 21, so working with what I got)
- Equal portions water
- 2 cups melter honey (burnt/carmalized honey)
- 4 cups sugar

Destem and sort the cherries, do not use any with rot brown on them. Layer cherries, honey, cherries, sugar in container until ingredients are used up. Mix vodka and water, pour it in. Seal and let it sit overnight. Stir once a day for six days, age it for another 5 weeks, 6 weeks on total.

Decant and enjoy.
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>>659
To clarify, leave the pits in
I was busy dreaming up an insomniac recipe for my oxytocin beer last night. Nationalist mind, I call it

Tyrosine, Taurine, a racetam mix of Noopept - Phenylpiracetam - oxiracetam with alpha gpc, L-citrulline to help circulate blood, panax ginseng for energy, caffeine, oxytocin for the ethnocentrism, pregnenolone as a prohormone, DIM to excrete the alcohol's estrogen, some DHM to blunt the intoxication effect. I was thinking with a spiced drink or maybe rum and coke to mask the taste of powders and supplements. Should give an alert, energetic pro-cognitive and pro-masculine state with the social benefits of liquor.  All powder form components, of course

I'm not sure how easily the oxytocin is orally absorbed, or whether it can be suspended in something. Whether the whole thing would taste too much like Sh*t. But it's a fun start. You could easily take a pre-workout that tastes rather sour, some racetam powders, and a drink and mix them together to get something like this. Maybe I'll give an update whenever my components come in
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>>661
There should be some kind of herbal test booster in the mix. Probably you could suspend the more questionable additives in little drinkable pearls like how they do bubble teas
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>>659
Excellent POST.
Good stuff Anon.
>>661
>>662
LOL! Hey Noot-anon.
>~LUVBREW~
Whatever it tastes like, It's BOUND to be better than that Polish Vagina starter beer.
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