I've got one for you, and because I think greater /x/ deserves a bone. I mean, every other thread turns into chemtrail or atlantian discussion and it's getting pathetic. Life is always stranger than fiction, but I'm still gonna muddy some of this up so I can't be easily id'd.
>1991
>finally accept humanity as humanity's worst threat
>plebs/useless eaters/niggers/ roses of different names
>won't be saved, can't be razed
>only winning move is not to play
>quiet unanimous worldwide approval for research
>2001
>clean slate
>begin categorizing roses by interests
>maintain rose interests as if they were culture
>peaceful world
>ongoing research is secured for years
>2013
>The Fuck Up
>Routine LHC Test (come the fuck on Anon)
>expect routine findings
>receive strange results
>LIDAR-based GIS doesn't detect anything
>World Leader can damn sure see a forest folded almost into itself
>World Leader standing horizontally feels as if nothing's changed
>His keys fell sideways
>find out nepotism gets you 5 tons of misplaced shielding
>find out nepotism caused the planet to look like a well-used stress beanie
>saving grace being our mass is entangled with too many other effects for baryon-level changes, however great
>2014
>massive campaign to hide The Fuck Up
>at least until "it buffs itself out"
>media about the ground not being where/what you think
>media about space being amazing but inaccessible
>media about going against the narrative
>bread and circus cranked to 11
>areas affected incorporate optical illusion
>no sign of panic
>leaving is more crucial than ever
Pics related are the best I could find to help illustrate these gashes we're dealing with, though the larger depressions are not as visually dramatic. I know about three in the US, the rest weren't my business. The real godsend was that phone cameras can't detect the new curvature. They still can't. You, me, anybody else could easily see the horizon taking a 40° lateral bend. Hell we've all brought somebody else to check a site out at one point or another, but roses never change. It was like a bird staring at a computer screen, doing the best it can.