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Are you a Boy? Or a girl?

Alright Ourtards, here we'll start a catalogue of various posters that are- deserving of being examined, discussed- ridiculed, profiled, and catalogued for scientific purposes.

< Format:
> 1. Assign a number to Ourtard
> 2. Assign a name to the Ourtard, or nicknames
> 3. Describe the Ourtard in whichever way you find most informative
> 4. Describe any additoinal history, tendencies, quirks or habits
> 5. Include any theories about the Ourtard

Pictures are up to you- I'll make up a fictional Ourtard now:

1.Ourtard No. 00
2. Name; Sharty Party, Shartistic
3. Description: Sharty Party (SP) is a notorious shit poster and spammer who floods the catalogue with shit soyjaks and annoying posts.
4. History: SP started making posts in March,25. They kept spamming in /pol/ until they seem to have, lost interest and fucked off somewhere more autistic
5. Theory: Sources claim it was a 15 year old Norwegian cripple with no life.
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>>103 (OP) 
(((additionally- reply directly to OP if submitting an Ourtard- so that way it makes a nice catalogue at the top of the page.
But DON"T reply to OP if you're just commenting on an entry.)))
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>Brandon Robert Kelley
>Balding NEET 52 year old meth smoking pedophile on welfare
>Has 1000 browsers installed and checks bookmarks for mentions of himself 24/7/365
>Has to correct the record about himself any time he sees a post about him
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>>105
Uses the tripcode: #ZXnKH}@X
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>>106

Also known as: (JCPS) ©, THAT FAGGOT

This Ourtard is known for: 
> constantly switching VPNS
> spamming threads with garbage
> constantly mentions that he is schizopherenic
> posts pictures of one- specific- girl photoshopped in various pictures- it's very creepy

A common way to tell it may be TF is if you see two posts- usually within a minute of each other-  short phrases, often with poor spelling
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>>103 (OP) 

No. 02

The /r/oaming /r/abbi

This ourtard is found spamming d&c, out of context "christcuck" copypasta and troll mormon, Hindu, etc. threads. It has a particular obsession with circumcision, casteration and Jesus wuz a kike. Do not bother arguing with it as it will behave like most spergs.

A common identifying factor is the use of red, bolded text for any quotes along with the previously mentioned behavior.

There is some suspicion that it may be a jeet and a jew.
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>>108
Given the higher level of pro-/r/etard shillery on /meta/. If so, its compatriot is the Shekel Spammer.
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No. 03

The Shekel Spammer / Shekel Nigger 

This ourtard is a suspected component of a team who works with the /r/oaming /r/abbi aka ourtard No. 02. The /r/abbi defends the shekel spammer, pretends the spammer is not a stupid ESL with poor command of the language, and tries gas lighting other anons who notice these details. A symbiotic-parasitic relationship exists between these ourtards, and perhaps others. Photographic evidence features the shekel spammer with the /r/oaming /r/abbi covering for him by pretending anons are crazy for observing these exchanges and details.

Theoretical Conjecture: The /r/oaming /r/abbi is a handler, perhaps an academic researcher, hasbara or JIDF, part of Eglin Airforce Base personnel, or a similar alphabet agency contracting for a Western government. The shekel spammer is a very lowly paid (and much dumber) foreign subcontractor intended to perform consensus cracking and derailment. There is a possibility that the shekel spammer is simply an extremely stupid and dyslexic retard assigned to the same office space as the /r/oaming /r/abbi, such as a Private being overseen by a Corporal or Sergeant such as the /r/abbi in the case of Airforce Base personnel. Bunkertrannies or discord shills seem much less likely as a hypothesis.
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>>110
Further evidence.
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>>103 (OP)  (OP) 
1.Ourtard No. 04

2. Name; DOGE, DOOGIE, Department Of Getting Erect, PissYellowDoge(PYD), That KikeJanny,DogeFaggot, @IAMTHEDOGEMAN

3.Description: Failed Janny who after getting fired went on a 3 month tantrum spamming all boards and attempting to derail every thread by talking about how unjust his perma-B& was. 

4.History: This Failed Janny started right off the blocks as a disruptor. Due to pissing off the entire site by Trolling his OWN TEAM incessantly, setting an unprecedented NEW LOW in Janny-ing by Moving and even ALTERING user's posts,he was shitcanned within the first 2 weeks,(although He'd say he stepped down voluntarily.)
The Asshurt and delusion was so thick, DogeFaggot proceded to spam the board for the next 2½ MONTHS, every day, and take screenshots to post on other Chan-sites to discredit Ourchan as being first riddled with Feds and a Hunnypot, Then to attempt to smear it by claiming it was all just a ruse to collect data from users to sell on the Darkweb. Having nearly driven a few of our valiant Mods to neurosis, and burning through every single Free VPN he could grab, eventually the loss of threads and innocent posts was too much, so a combination of VPN rangebans and a specialized DOGEBOT were unleashed, to finally bring this Canine cretin to heel. 
 
5. Theory: Sources claim it was an early 20s jewboy who ingratiated himself with both the HonkFM owner/main member, but also the burgeoning new site OurChan, using both platforms in the self-serving, narcissistic, centere-of-attention manner you'd expect from the manchild of a single mother whore.
He was spotted colluding with the JackalJanny, (bulgy-anon,) on both discord and other sites, and is rumored to have finally been able to do 10 push-ups.

<Main Quirks: One liner troll posts:
>That's it?
>cool story fed
>anyways
>Thought you left
>K, keep me posted
>keep going
>So total unhinged retard nonsense?
>Got it.
>Final answer?
>so that's it?
>Ty for your concession
>super compelling
>keep going
>Is that all?
>wow, how unexpected!
>concession=received
>Super convincing!
Etc., Etc., Ad Nauseam.

<SPECIAL ATTACKS: DRAIN +4, BEGUILE +1, SELF-DELUSION/RALLY +10, RESOURCE BURN(VPNs) +4, PhoneFAGGING +(1d20-variable)

<WEAKNESSES: "THAT'S NOT TRUE!! And QUIT TALKING ABOUT MY MOM!!", DOGEB0T, Online gambling and trailer-park strippers, REALITY, and of course; MODS.
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>>114
I wonder if he's gay for pay if you know what i mean.
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>>115
YOU BET!
      just look at all his OPs in /b/
Massive faggotry.
Too bad he only gets the shekels, if the replies are there.
Imagine being a prostitute FOR FREE...That's gotta be a bigger dickslap in the face than being a 4Fags janny.
At least His Mommy is still pulling in the bucks...
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>>107
Bumping. I think we're getting hit by him again this Sunday morning. Kek.
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>>119
nice try, pagan derailer
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