>>56886
>gross... catty women behavior
Holy shit, never thought about it like that, makes sense.
Here, have this short funny story about our mentality:
" Our man caught a goldfish, and it said to him: “I will grant you three wishes, just tell me what you want.”
The man said out of the blue: “My first wish is for my neighbor’s cow to die.” The fish was startled: “What?! Don’t you have a better wish, for example, to get a big LCD TV, to travel around the world, for your children to get good jobs, to find a pot of treasure, etc.”
“No, no, just do it like that. That’s exactly what I want.” And the neighbor’s cow died.
It was time for the second wish: “I want the other neighbor’s cow to die too.”
“Man,” said the horrified fish, “you’re not going to waste this chance of a lifetime on such desires. Is someone else’s misfortune your greatest gain? Couldn’t you think of anything more sensible? Wouldn’t it be better if I gave you a hundreds of cows, or if you had a successful company, or something like that…”
At that, our man, deeply convinced of his own wisdom and virtue, snapped at the fish: “Do you know what kind of villains these neighbors of mine are? This one built a house on a second floor, and now he’s casting a shadow over my garden. He thinks he’s a better host than me because he has a better car! So what if his son works in Germany? And I’ve been arguing with this other one about the boundary for twenty years. And he still lets that very cow graze around my fence, only she hasn’t knocked it down, and his goats are nibbling on my vines because they cross the fence onto his side. So what if she crosses over to his side? It’s my vine again, not his!”
“Well, man, why don’t you ask me to give you a house, a hotel, a motel, a truck, a plane, so that you and he can have one, and not like this? You will ruin your neighbors and yourself out of spite and envy!”
“Are you a fish or a priest? Why are you giving me sermons and sermons? Give me what I told you or I’ll fry you for lunch.”
And so the other neighbor`s unfortunate cow also suffered, neither guilty nor indebted.
The sullen and sad fish asks our man what his third wish is. Remind him, just so he doesn’t make a mistake in his choice, that he is given one last chance to be happy without sweat and toil. Isn’t that the dream of every man who doesn’t like to eat the bread he earned himself? “So, what do you want me to give you?” the fish asks our man.
“I want my cow to die too!”, said the man with a strange gleam in his eyes and a twitch in his face.
The fish poked out its already bulging eyes, and fell silent like a fish. Finally, it found the strength to address this strange biped:
“Your cow to die?! Man, you’re crazy! How did I not understand this until now? You’re going to ruin yourself too! Have the crows eaten your brains or has the devil entered you?”
“I’m not crazy at all; I’m smarter than you think. I’ve foreseen everything. Now that the neighbors’ cow has died, the least of all things i need is for him to come to me for milk!” "
This is schadenfreude on steroids.