>>1454
>Be FBI
>You're a Mormon.
>Perfect Good Goyim, always wanted to be a hero (as defined by Jews), too dumb to figure out who the real villains are, or too amoral to care. You have been bred for obedience.
>Ruin the major chans with Jewish tricks: grooming shooters, paid jannies, shills, CP, etc.
>Only one chan remains
>One tiny, obscure beacon of free speech that hasn't been ruined, and isn't 100% cringe retards (it's only 99% cringe retards)
>Your mission is to shit it up.
>MLPol.net
>First thing you see is a way too sexy cartoon horse with a swastika on her butt
>Rainbow horse cum splooshes out her cartoon horse pussy towards your face
>Something stirs in you. A forbidden fetish implanted long ago by Disney.
>Reach for eye bleach (Epstein files)
>Beg your boss, Shlomo Shekelstein, for reassignment
>He refuses. Every other cyber psypos agent quit because of this assignment. You're the last one.
>MLPol's mere existence triggers Shlomo. Not because they're degenerates; no, he's actually afraid of them. They scare him more than Jesus or White babies.
>You go back. Every trick you try is called out, countered with redpills and MLPorn. You can't get horse pussy out of your head. You can't get it out of your dreams. Worse, you start seeing that the horse fuckers are right about Shlomo and his friends. Now you realize why he's so afraid.
>Leak Epstein files, Frazzledrip, Hillary's emails, Vegas shooting files and everything else on MLPol.net because it's the only place that's not controlled.
>Retire to Idaho
>Buy a ranch in a private location
>Buy horses
And thus, horsefuckers and Nazis team up to save the world with the magical power of friendship.
HONK HONK