/lit/ - Literature

>>287 (OP) 
>reading Mark Twain
<There's a sentient nigger

>>287 (OP) 
that's some son of Sam type of shit.

>>287 (OP) 
>reading Alexander McCall Smith
>there's a sentient dog
I know his books are probably considered femslop but they're comfy and fun reads. Even the silliest characters still make sense because they were not written by a woman.

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>>289
He also wrote about talking dogs.
Of course, they were much more well-spoken.
>"My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian."


"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."- Samuel Clemens
Twain was a consummate Shitposter, he would've LOVED Anonymous image boards

Also, Harlan Ellison's "A Boy and his Dog"

golden age of english lit:
>talking dogs
>talking cats
>talking women
>magical fairies
uh