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Anon this is your mother. Your father and I do not appreciate your comments about our "boomer" posts. We feel that we belong here just like you. Besides, this is the only place we get to talk to you since you hardly ever call or visit.
Just to make sure we called the chan and talked to a very nice young man named Jannie and arranged to donate $19,000 which the accountant says is the maximum gift amount, once your father gets the Bitcoin to work. I'm sure this should make you happy because you spend so much time here.
We wanted to tell you some good news. Remember after my knee replacement we went to Israel to pick grapes on that Holy Lands cruise? Well we just heard back from the travel agent and she found us a brand new condominium in Gaza City with a view of the Mediteranean and beach access. We even get a 5% discount for prepaying while its being built. We will let you use it whenever you want.
And while we are on the subject of your inheritance, your father wants to know how you feel about our new charitable giving plan. Of course we can't take it with us when we die, and you must have a good steady income from all that work you do in that computer. You know that we plan to sign the house over to the retirement home when we are ready to move, and now we have changed the will donate the rest to Christians United for Israel. We would give it to the church but they still have that rainbow flag up and I think the pastor is gay.
Thats after the bequest your father is leaving to Nadifa, his new nursing aid. I'm sure you know how much of a struggle it is for such a large Somalian family to live here in Romania.
There's more music we want to send so we can listen to it while we read the chan. Jannie said this would not be a problem and he would make sure we feel welcome here. He said that as baby boomers we deserve to be here as much as the Indians and Jewish people. Please call sometime, your father just bought a drone and he can't figure out how to start it.
Love,
Your Mother