As if being bernd wasnt enough, God has further punishes your kind by sending you all back in time. Or perhaps another planet, you are not sure.
This place reassembles the cretaceous period, featuring giant trees, giant insects, giant herbivore chicken, aswell as less active Hollywoodian dinnossaurs.
The high but not malignant amount of oxygen in the air, free of microplastic, gives you a boost of energy but also allows horse-sized bugs.
There are no fruits here, but at least you won't need to worry about diseases.
Location pick 1
You reading this are some of the few bernds allowed to choose where you show up:
>savannah, coastal. Approximately 200 bernds, predominantly white, retarded.
>jungle, at the base of a vulcano. 2 other vulcanos nearby. 20 bernds, predominantly brown, capable.
>boreal, near a great lake. 0 bernds currently.
Rewards you get all
Should a bernd survive 20 years in this scenario, he will
<return home,
<be fully healed,
<be rejuvenated to their prime,
<recieved 50 million USD in cash
<recieve a dinossaur or insectoid waifu of their choosing,
<recieve an ”I survived primal hell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”, and
<play a CYOA (no meta nor op ones).
Bonus pick 1, different bernds can pick the same
In order to make this more doable, God will give the bernds in this thread a boon:
>Cunny! You get 1 girl of any age or race.
>Tranny! You get 2 trannies, you can pick the details. Most likely diseased.
>hammer space! You gain a hammer space inventory, as big as a small backpack. Stuff inside is weightless. Comes with a mallet and a dozen banana peels. (you dont lose this when you go home)
>Bamboom! You gain 10 magic bamboo seeds, which grow into normal, adult bamboos of your choosing after a single hour. There is no way to get more seeds.
>Based! Get no bonus. However, you get twice as much money and waifus if you survive.
Rules
The clothes you are wearing, everything in your pockets, and whatever you are carrying. This is what you get to bring.
You have until the thread is deleted.
tick tock, incel.