fuck it. i'll play. in no particular order:
>magatards
honestly, these guys are just cultists without the stupid religion component. "on this anatomically-correct doll, tell us where the libtard touched you." ive got family members who are magatards and trying to talk any amount of sense into them is an act of futility.
>flat earthers
i don't believe in eugenics but, dammit, they really make me want to revisit it. if you unironically believe in this shit, it's time to just rope yourself and be done with it. it's one thing to believe in something like bigfoot that maybe, possibly, has a sliver a chance to it (but doesn't), but it's another thing to believe in something that is so laughable disprovable that even a middle schooler who pays attention in science class and pwn you.
>religious people
the older i get, the angrier i get at these freaks of nature who think that Magic Sky Friend (or one type or another) is real. it ain't. they ain't. he ain't. she ain't. cope and seethe. look, when you're 5 years old and you think that santa claus is real, it's cute because you're FUCKING FIVE YEARS OLD AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER. when you're 38 years old and you unironically think that there's a magical retirement community in the sky where you are young forever and... and... and... no. something bad happened to you. get therapy.
that's three. i'm bored. maybe more later.