>Open EGS to get the free game of the week that I'll never play
>Instead of opening right to the store, it opens up to some page that wants me to download the latest and greatest version of the Unreal Engine so I can create ultra-cool games for ultra-cool gamers
>OK
>Search EGS for anything resembling a tutorial or walkthrough or manual of Timmy's Great Engine so I can create uber-cool games for uber-cool gamers
>Nothing
Honestly, is Timmy this stupid or does becoming a multi-billionaire cause someone to be this stupid? If you're going to hawk your mrga-cool gaming engine, you need to expect that bunch of people who are going to download it probably have no clue as to how to use the fucking thing.
Get a clue, Timmy; Bundle a comprehensible tutorial with your mega-cool engine.