/ck/ - Cook

>>406 (OP) 
>I'd serve crab legs

Niggers would be all over your theater fighting each other to get in. You think Asian buffet's are bad? Nig Nogs would be attracted to your theater like flies to shit.

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>>406 (OP) 
Well, Sheeeeeeeeeit! If we're going HOGWILD, then I'd say 
☼ Beer
☼ Bar food
☼ popcorn (given, right?)
☼ good french fries
☼ refillable fountain drinks
Here's the catch:
All fried foods like the tendies and fries and chiggum sammiches,(burgers for you Strayans,)
are cooked in TALLOW and the fountain drinks are pure cane sugar, served in glasses(cups) like pizza hut used to have with the NICE PELLET ICE. and the foods are served on sturdy melamine plates with real metal flatware. 
You get around the nigger problem by making it like Sam's club or Costco with a yearly membership for say... $150/ per adult/$75/per child- NO children under 6, BUT movies are 2nd runs and classics like at the old cimemarks, for $2-3 per show, 
Cost of food is appropriate too, like maybe $8 for a sandwich and fries, $5 for a basket of fries only.

There used to be a place that almost did this already called Flickers where I grew up, but like everything else good and fun, Niggers killed that off.

Oh yeah, and there are little lockers on the other side of the arcade that everyone has to check their fucking cell phones. Like little 6 X 6 airport lockers where you stick in a quarter and pull out a matched key.

bullets

>>406 (OP) 
Milkshakes and ice cream made with egg yolks and gelatin.
Bars of chocolate.
French fries cooked in coconut oil or tallow.
Hotdogs.

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My theater would serve everything on the Waffle House menu

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>>406 (OP) 
Fresh Durian smoothies

>>414
foul...
why not have stink bombs in the arcade for 200 Whack-A-Mole or Skee-Ball tickets?

>>409
>Flickers
more like Nickers
https://vocaroo.com/1eRl55ruMsYl

roasted cashews and dry apples

>>426
call me a nigger but i absolutely fucking HATE dry fruits

>>427
but der chewy :p

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>>428
There's better stuff out there

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>>424
Nice song... But NO NIGGERS, No JOGGERS, NO JIGGABOOS, No MELANATED ONES..
No...
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ!

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>>426
Not bad.. I very often throw a handful of roasted almonds and cashews on a bowl of popcorn.
You'd have popcorn too, right?

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>>429
That licorice root is really good.
I'm not much for salmiakki but the Skullz look cool.
I'd have 'em for people who wanted them in those big apothecary glass jars with other candies. 
$3 for a nice sampler bag, $8 for a family assortment with extra bags.

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>>406 (OP) 
Barbequed ribs. No utensils or napkins allowed.

Does anyone else here not really care for crab legs as movie theater food?

Don't get me wrong, my kinoplex stews up a fine crab leg. But in the end my pet falcon just ends up eating most of it. I don't know, it's just your average crab leg I guess. It is what it is.

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>>406 (OP) 
Ribs
and crablegs
Just gotta make sure you can hose down the place nightly.