>Decide I need to shit up an alt chan
>Go to ourchan
>Go to every board
>Think of gay things to say that have no point and inspire zero discussion
>Use capitalization and punctuation in my gay greentext stories
>Find gay meem image from like ten years ago
>Finish with that and go suck four cocks
>Try to take a shit but instead my prolapsed asshole just falls out
>Realize it's because I'm OP and I'm a huge gigantic flamboyant homosexual